Funny health sayings
1. "Laughter is the best medicine, but if you're laughing for no reason, you may need some actual medicine."
2. "I'm not a doctor, but I play one on Google."
3. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
4. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
5. "I'm not overweight, I'm just undertall."
6. "I'm not a hypochondriac, I just have a lot of imaginary illnesses."
7. "I'm not addicted to chocolate, I just have a strong emotional bond with it."
8. "I'm not a doctor, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night."
9. "I'm not a doctor, but I did watch a lot of Grey's Anatomy."
10. "I'm not a doctor, but I do give out free medical advice on the internet."
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