Funny lockdown sayings
1. "Quarantine life: where my sweatpants have become my new best friend."
2. "I've reached the 'talking to my houseplants' stage of lockdown."
3. "I never thought I'd miss going to work, but here we are."
4. "Quarantine day 50: I've resorted to naming the dust bunnies under my bed."
5. "I've mastered the art of social distancing... from my fridge."
6. "My dog is starting to look at me like, 'Why are you still here?'"
7. "Quarantine motto: 'Wearing real pants is optional.'"
8. "I've watched so much Netflix that it's started asking me if I'm still there."
9. "I never knew how long a minute was until I started doing planks in quarantine."
10. "If you see me talking to myself, just know I'm having a staff meeting."
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