Funny management quotes and sayings
1. "The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one." - Oscar Wilde
2. "The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided." - Casey Stengel
3. "The speed of the boss is the speed of the team." - Lee Iacocca
4. "The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary." - Vidal Sassoon
5. "By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day." - Robert Frost
6. "The best leaders are those most interested in surrounding themselves with assistants and associates smarter than they are." - John C. Maxwell
7. "The best way to lead people into the future is to connect with them deeply in the present." - Otto Scharmer
8. "The greatest leader is not necessarily the one who does the greatest things. He is the one that gets the people to do the greatest things." - Ronald Reagan
9. "The art of communication is the language of leadership." - James Humes
10. "If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter." - John Gotti
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1. A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin2. The best thing to hold onto in life is each other. - Audrey Hepburn3. In all the world, there is no heart for me like yours. In all the world, there is no love for you like mine. -
1. You are my sunshine on a cloudy day.2. Love is a friendship set to music. - Joseph Campbell3. You are my favorite hello and my hardest goodbye.4. In a world full of temporary things, you are a perpetual feeling.5. I love you to the moon and back.6. You are the peanut butter to my jelly
1. You can pick your friends, but you can't pick your family...thank goodness for that!2. I'm not old, I'm just well-seasoned.3. I'm not a regular uncle, I'm a cool uncle.4. I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode.5. I'm not lost, I'm just exploring alternative routes.6. I'm not forg
1. I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode.2. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.3. I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity.4. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.5. I'm not short, I'm just vertically challenged.6. I'm not a control freak, but can I show
1. To the world, you may just be one person, but to us, you are the world. Happy birthday, Mom!2. Thank you for always being our rock, our guiding light, and our biggest supporter. We love you more than words can express. Happy birthday!3. Mom, your love, strength, and wisdom have shaped us int
1. Unlock the magic within.2. Dream big, sparkle more, shine bright.3. Stay wild, moon child.4. You are capable of amazing things.5. Embrace the journey.6. Be your own kind of beautiful.7. Choose joy.8. Believe in yourself.9. Good vibes only.10. You are enough.
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