Funny sayings for face
1. "I have a face for radio."
2. "I woke up like this... and it wasn't pretty."
3. "My face is my fortune... unfortunately, it's in the red."
4. "I have a face that only a mother could love... from a distance."
5. "I'm not ugly, I'm just 'facially challenged'."
6. "I have a face that could stop a clock... and it has."
7. "I have a face that could launch a thousand ships... in the opposite direction."
8. "I have a face that's been described as 'unique'... in a police lineup."
9. "I have a face that's so photogenic... it breaks cameras."
10. "I have a face that's so funny, even my mirror cracks up."
Above is Funny sayings for face.
1. I may be old, but I've still got it!2. Vintage is the new black.3. 100 years of wisdom and counting.4. I'm not old, I'm a classic.5. A century of awesomeness.6. Old age, new adventures.7. 100 years young and still kicking.8. Age is just a number, and mine is triple digits.9. Livi
1. The truth will set you free, but a lie will keep you tangled in a web of deceit.2. A lie may take care of the present, but it has no future.3. Lies have short legs, but the truth travels far and wide.4. Honesty is the best policy, for lies only lead to a tangled web of deception.5. A lie
1. Welcome to our happy place2. Home sweet home3. Leave your worries at the door4. Life is better outside5. Barefoot welcome6. Adventure awaits7. Step into nature8. Sunshine and smiles9. This is our happy place10. Take a walk on the wild side
1. Aging gracefully is just a nice way of saying you're slowly falling apart.2. Wrinkles are just roadmaps of a life well-lived.3. You know you're getting old when your candles cost more than your cake.4. Age is just a number, but wrinkles are a reality check.5. I'm not aging, I'm just beco
1. Sock it to me, it's my birthday!2. Another year older, another pair of birthday socks!3. Socks and birthday wishes for a cozy celebration.4. Step into another year with birthday socks!5. Sock-tacular birthday wishes coming your way!6. May your birthday be as warm and cozy as these sock
1. To do something well is so worthwhile that to die trying to do it better cannot be foolhardy. It would be a waste of life to do nothing with one's ability, for I feel that life is measured in achievement, not in years alone. - Bruce McLaren2. If everything seems under control, you're not going
1. Give a girl the right shoes, and she can conquer the world. - Marilyn Monroe2. Cinderella is proof that a new pair of shoes can change your life. - Unknown3. Shoes speak louder than words. - Unknown4. Life is short, buy the shoes. - Unknown5. You can never have too many shoes. - Unknown
1. Freedom is never voluntarily given by the oppressor; it must be demanded by the oppressed. - Martin Luther King Jr.2. The price of freedom is eternal vigilance. - Thomas Jefferson3. In the truest sense, freedom cannot be bestowed; it must be achieved. - Franklin D. Roosevelt4. The tree of
1. Memento Mori - Latin for Remember that you will die2. In the midst of life, we are in death3. Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live.4. Death leaves a heartache no one can heal, love leaves a memory no one can steal.5. Death is th
1. Victory belongs to the most persevering. - Napoleon Bonaparte2. The more you sweat in training, the less you bleed in battle. - Richard Marcinko3. Courage is not the absence of fear, but the triumph over it. - Nelson Mandela4. No guts, no glory. - Major General Frederick C. Blesse5. The