1. "Wine a little, laugh a lot."
2. "Sip happens."
3. "Wine not?"
4. "Wine a bit, you'll feel better."
5. "Wine a little, it'll make you feel better."
6. "Wine improves with age, I improve with wine."
7. "I'm not a wino, I'm a wine-yes."
8. "Wine a fine idea."
9. "Wine a little, it'll make the day better."
10. "Wine a little, it'll make you sparkle."
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Here are a few ideas for sayings that could be printed on styrofoam cups:1. Sip, Sip, Hooray!2. Coffee is my love language3. Caffeine Queen4. But first, coffee5. Rise and grind6. Espresso yourself7. Life happens, coffee helps8. Good days start with coffee9. Coffee is always a good i
1. Gone but never forgotten.2. Forever in our hearts.3. You left paw prints on our hearts.4. Until we meet again at the Rainbow Bridge.5. In loving memory of our faithful friend.6. You may be gone, but you will always be with us.7. A piece of our hearts went with you.8. You were more
1. A man's got to know his limitations.2. Sometimes if you want to see a change for the better, you have to take things into your own hands.3. I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it.4. Dying ain't much of a living, boy.5. You've got t
1. By Moradin's beard, that's a fine ale!2. I'll cleave that orc in twain with me trusty axe!3. Gold and glory, that's all a dwarf needs!4. I may be short, but I'll stand tall in battle!5. Stone and steel, that's the dwarven way!6. Aye, I've got a stubborn streak as deep as the mines.7.
1. May your love continue to grow stronger with each passing year. Happy anniversary!2. Cheers to another year of love, laughter, and happiness. Happy anniversary!3. Wishing you both a lifetime of love and joy. Happy anniversary!4. Here's to the love that keeps you together and the memories t
1. Keep the shiny side up and the greasy side down.2. 10-4 good buddy, catch you on the flip-flop.3. Breaker, breaker, what's your 20?4. We got a bear in the air, watch your speed.5. Keep the hammer down and the miles rollin'.6. I'm on the side, smokin' and jokin'.7. Keep it between the
1. Stubbornness is a virtue when you're right, Taurus.2. Taurus: strong as a bull, gentle as a lamb.3. Patience is a Taurus' greatest strength.4. Taurus: building empires one step at a time.5. A Taurus knows their worth and won't settle for less.6. Trust a Taurus to always have your back.
1. Taco 'bout a good time!2. Let's give 'em something to taco 'bout.3. Life is better with tacos on Tuesdays.4. Taco Tuesday: the best day of the week.5. Taco 'bout a fiesta!6. Taco Tuesday: where every bite is a delight.7. Taco 'bout a tasty tradition.8. On Tuesdays, we eat tacos.9.
1. Life is short, eat the Bundt cake.2. Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. So, have some Bundt cake.3. Bundt cake: the answer to all of life's problems.4. Keep calm and eat Bundt cake.5. You can't buy happiness, but you can buy Bundt cake.6. Bundt cake: the sweetest way to celebrate.
1. A father is someone you look up to no matter how tall you grow. 2. Dads are like chocolate chip cookies; they may have chips or be totally nutty, but they are sweet and make the world a better place. 3. Any man can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad. 4. A father is neith