Funny sayings rhyming

1. "A penny saved is a penny earned, but a penny spent is a penny burned."

2. "Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise... or so they say."

3. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, but if life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic."

4. "Birds of a feather flock together, but when they're angry, they just squawk together."

5. "A watched pot never boils, but an unwatched pot always overflows."

6. "Out of sight, out of mind, but in the fridge, it's hard to find."

7. "The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

8. "Don't count your chickens before they hatch, or you might end up with scrambled eggs."

9. "When in doubt, pinky out, unless you're drinking from a spout."

10. "A stitch in time saves nine, but a stitch in the wrong place is a fashion crime."

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Freemasonry sayings

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