Funny school bus driver sayings

1. "I drive a bus, not a clown car, so please keep the jokes to a minimum."

2. "If you can't keep your hands to yourself, I'll have to start charging a 'backseat bouncer' fee."

3. "I may be the driver, but I'm not your personal DJ. No requests for 'Wheels on the Bus' please."

4. "Remember, I have eyes in the back of my head, so no funny business while I'm driving."

5. "I may drive a big yellow bus, but I'm not your personal chauffeur. Respect the rules and we'll get along just fine."

6. "If you're not in your seat when the bus starts moving, you might just end up doing the 'bus walk of shame' down the aisle."

7. "I'm not a magician, so please don't make things disappear on my bus. That includes homework, lunch money, and your manners."

8. "I've seen it all on this bus, so don't think you can pull a fast one on me. I've got eyes everywhere."

9. "If you're going to be late, at least come up with a better excuse than 'the dog ate my bus pass.'"

10. "I may be the bus driver, but I'm not responsible for finding your lost socks, homework, or dignity. Keep track of your own stuff, kids."

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