Funny superman sayings

1. "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, and able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... but I still can't find my keys in the morning!"

2. "I may be faster than a speeding bullet, but I still can't outrun my responsibilities."

3. "Even Superman has to deal with traffic jams in Metropolis."

4. "I may be able to see through walls, but I still can't see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch."

5. "I may be able to fly, but I still have to deal with airport security."

6. "I may be able to bend steel with my bare hands, but I struggle to open a jar of pickles."

7. "I may be invincible, but I still get a little teary-eyed during romantic comedies."

8. "I may have X-ray vision, but I still can't find my socks in the morning."

9. "I may be faster than a speeding bullet, but I still can't catch a break from Lois Lane."

10. "I may be able to save the world, but I still can't parallel park."

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