Funny wise sayings about friendship
1. "A true friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg even though you're slightly cracked."
2. "Friends are like bras, close to your heart and there for support."
3. "Good friends don't let you do stupid things alone."
4. "Friends are the bacon bits in the salad bowl of life."
5. "A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you."
6. "Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food."
7. "Friends are the family we choose for ourselves."
8. "A true friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words."
9. "Friends don't let friends do silly things... alone."
10. "A good friend knows all your best stories. A best friend has lived them with you."
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