Funny your 50 sayings
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
4. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
5. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."
6. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
7. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
8. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on a deadline."
9. "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just on airplane mode."
10. "I'm not a chef, I'm an experimental food artist."
11. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just dancing with the floor."
12. "I'm not a therapist, but I give great advice for free."
13. "I'm not a hoarder, I'm a collector of memories."
14. "I'm not lost, I'm just exploring alternative routes."
15. "I'm not a superhero, but I do have a cape in my closet."
16. "I'm not a gossip, I'm a provider of valuable information."
17. "I'm not a night owl, I'm a midnight snacker."
18. "I'm not a couch potato, I'm a sofa enthusiast."
19. "I'm not a mind reader, but I can predict when it's time for food."
20. "I'm not a perfectionist, I'm just very good at making things perfect."
21. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a sunrise appreciator."
22. "I'm not a troublemaker, I'm just good at finding loopholes."
23. "I'm not a chef, I'm a culinary artist with a microwave."
24. "I'm not a pessimist, I'm a realist with a sense of humor."
25. "I'm not a workaholic, I'm just very passionate about what I do."
Above is Funny your 50 sayings.