Hilarious country sayings
1. "He's slicker than snot on a doorknob."
2. "She's crazier than a road lizard."
3. "He's all hat and no cattle."
4. "She's happy as a dead pig in the sunshine."
5. "He's busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest."
6. "She's madder than a wet hen."
7. "He's as useful as a screen door on a submarine."
8. "She's as lost as a ball in high weeds."
9. "He's as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs."
10. "She's as stubborn as a mule eating briars."
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1. Hold my hand and I'll go anywhere with you.2. Our fingers may be small but together they can hold the world.3. I want to hold your hand and never let go.4. In your hand, I find my strength.5. Hold my hand and we'll face the world together.6. A touch of your hand is all I need to feel s
1. I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode.2. I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity.3. I'm not a control freak, I just know what's best for everyone.4. I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just waiting for the right moment.5. I'm not indecisive, I'm just exploring all my options.6. I'm n
St. Alphonsa, also known as St. Alphonsamma, was a Catholic nun and the first woman of Indian origin to be canonized as a saint by the Catholic Church. Some famous sayings attributed to her include:1. Suffering is a gift from God. It is His way of purifying our souls and drawing us closer to Him.2
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1. A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings2. Every dog has his day. - Unknown3. You can't teach an old dog new tricks. - Unknown4. A barking dog never bites. - Unknown5. In the eyes of a dog, a kind master is a king. - Unknown6. Happines
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1. A flower does not think of competing with the flower next to it. It just blooms. - Zen Shin2. Every flower is a soul blossoming in nature. - Gerard De Nerval3. The earth laughs in flowers. - Ralph Waldo Emerson4. Where flowers bloom, so does hope. - Lady Bird Johnson5. Happiness held is