Irish woman sayings

1. "May the road rise up to meet you."

2. "There's no such thing as bad weather, only the wrong clothes."

3. "A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything."

4. "You'll never plough a field by turning it over in your mind."

5. "A bird never flew on one wing."

6. "A friend's eye is a good mirror."

7. "It's a long road that has no turning."

8. "May you be poor in misfortune, rich in blessings, slow to make enemies, quick to make friends."

9. "A good beginning is half the battle."

10. "May the hinges of our friendship never grow rusty."

Above is Irish woman sayings.

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