1. "Buy now or cry later"
2. "Shop 'til you drop"
3. "Retail therapy is the best therapy"
4. "Life is short, buy the shoes"
5. "Fashion is my passion"
6. "Treat yourself, you deserve it"
7. "When in doubt, shop it out"
8. "Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy clothes"
9. "Dress like you're already famous"
10. "Fashion fades, style is eternal"
Above is Merchandising sayings.
1. I'm not old, I'm a classic.2. Senior citizen, more like senior sass-izen.3. I'm not retired, I'm just getting started.4. Age is just a number, and mine is unlisted.5. Senior moment in progress, please stand by.6. I'm not old, I'm a recycled teenager.7. Senior by age, but young at hea
1. I'm not saying it's raining cats and dogs, but I just saw a poodle float by.2. Why did the flood go to therapy? It had a lot of emotional baggage.3. I tried to make a joke about the flood, but it was all washed up.4. I asked the flood if it wanted a drink, but it said it was already in ove
1. Merry and Bright2. Joy to the World3. Let it Snow4. Peace on Earth5. Jingle All the Way6. Ho Ho Ho7. Believe in the Magic of Christmas8. Warm Wishes9. Fa La La La La10. Tis the Season
1. The first draft is just you telling yourself the story. - Terry Pratchett2. Write drunk, edit sober. - Ernest Hemingway3. Editing is the same as quarreling with writers - same thing exactly. - Harold Ross4. The best writing is rewriting. - E.B. White5. Every writer I know has trouble wri
1. Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle. - Plato2. Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain3. No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted. - Aesop4. Kindness is the language that the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
1. Gin and bear it.2. You can't buy happiness, but you can buy gin, and that's kind of the same thing.3. Gin-ius at work.4. Gin-teresting times call for gin-teresting measures.5. In gin we trust.6. Gin-credible things happen when you drink gin.7. Gin-derella is proof that a new pair of
1. I'm not saying I'm a psychopath, but I do have a favorite serial killer.2. I'm not a morning person, I'm more of a 'wake me up after sunset' kind of person.3. I'm not anti-social, I'm just selectively social. And most people don't make the cut.4. I'm not a pessimist, I'm just an optimist w
1. I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times.2. The successful warrior is the average man, with laser-like focus.3. Be like water making its way through cracks. Do not be assertive, but adjust to the object, and you shall
Sit on it! Aaayyy!Heyyy!Whoa!Cool it, Cunningham!Happy days!
1. Through thick and thin, we've stood by each other's side, celebrating our love and commitment on this anniversary.2. In the highs and lows of life, our love has remained strong and unwavering. Happy anniversary to us!3. No matter the challenges we've faced, we've always come out stronger tog