Money humor quotes sayings

1. "Money can't buy happiness, but it's a lot more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle."

2. "I'm not saying money is everything, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a smile?"

3. "I'm not rich, I'm just financially challenged."

4. "Money talks, but all mine ever says is 'goodbye'."

5. "I'm not sure if I'm a millionaire, but I'm definitely a money-aire – I have just enough to be broke all the time."

6. "I'm not cheap, I'm just on a limited budget."

7. "I'm so poor, I can't even afford to pay attention."

8. "I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something."

9. "I'm not materialistic, but I do appreciate the finer things in life – like money."

10. "I'm not sure if I'm making money or it's making me."

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