Sayings that make no sense

1. "The early bird catches the worm, but the late worm gets eaten by the bird."

2. "Don't count your chickens before they hatch, unless you're a mathematician."

3. "A watched pot never boils, but an unwatched pot may burn down the house."

4. "You can't have your cake and eat it too, unless you have a really big stomach."

5. "When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how you did it."

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Inspirational quotes and sayings for.mother and daughter

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