Southern sayings funny
Sure, here are some funny Southern sayings:
1. "Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit!"
2. "He's as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs."
3. "She's as happy as a tick on a fat dog."
4. "I'm so broke, I can't even pay attention."
5. "He's all hat and no cattle."
6. "She's sweeter than a Georgia peach."
7. "I'm so hungry I could eat the north end of a southbound mule."
8. "He's slicker than snot on a doorknob."
9. "I'm busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest."
10. "Well, slap my grandma and call her Sally!"
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