German funny sayings

1. "Wer zuletzt lacht, lacht am besten." (He who laughs last, laughs best.)

2. "Lachen ist die beste Medizin." (Laughter is the best medicine.)

3. "Wer anderen eine Grube gräbt, fällt selbst hinein." (He who digs a pit for others will fall into it himself.)

4. "Wer den Schaden hat, braucht für den Spott nicht zu sorgen." (He who has the damage doesn't need to worry about the mockery.)

5. "Ein Tag ohne Lachen ist ein verlorener Tag." (A day without laughter is a wasted day.)

6. "Lieber ein Ende mit Schrecken als ein Schrecken ohne Ende." (Better an end with horror than a horror without end.)

7. "Das Leben ist kein Ponyhof." (Life is not a pony farm.)

8. "Wer zuletzt kommt, den bestraft das Leben." (He who comes last, gets punished by life.)

9. "Vorfreude ist die schönste Freude." (Anticipation is the greatest joy.)

10. "Wer anderen eine Grube gräbt, ist Bauarbeiter." (He who digs a pit for others is a construction worker.)

Above is German funny sayings.

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