Hysterically random sayings
1. "Don't cry over spilled milk, unless it's almond milk because that stuff is expensive!"
2. "Life is like a box of chocolates, but sometimes you get a box of raisins instead."
3. "Dance like nobody's watching, but make sure the curtains are closed just in case."
4. "If life gives you lemons, make a margarita and forget about the lemons."
5. "When in doubt, just add glitter."
6. "Why fit in when you were born to stand out, like a flamingo in a flock of pigeons."
7. "Always be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn, then always be a unicorn."
8. "If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."
9. "Keep calm and eat a cupcake, or two, or three..."
10. "Life is short, smile while you still have teeth."
Above is Hysterically random sayings.
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