Mothers day funny sayings
1. "I smile because you're my mother. I laugh because there's nothing you can do about it."
2. "I got it from my mama... my sense of humor, that is."
3. "Mom, thanks for always being there to listen to my pointless dramas."
4. "I love how we don't even need to say out loud that I'm your favorite child."
5. "I may not always say it, but I appreciate everything you do... especially the free babysitting."
6. "Mom, you're like a walking encyclopedia of embarrassing stories about me. Thanks for sharing them with everyone."
7. "I know I get my good looks from you, Mom. Thanks for passing down the genes."
8. "Mom, you're the reason I'm so funny... I had to develop a sense of humor to survive your parenting."
9. "I love you more than coffee... and that's saying a lot."
10. "Mom, you're not a regular mom, you're a cool mom. Thanks for being awesome."
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