1. "Happy trails to you."
2. "Ride off into the sunset."
3. "Saddle up and ride."
4. "Don't squat with your spurs on."
5. "Always drink upstream from the herd."
6. "Cowboy up."
7. "Save a horse, ride a cowboy."
8. "Git along, little dogies."
9. "Ride tall in the saddle."
10. "Don't let your yearnings get ahead of your earnings."
Above is Cool cowboy sayings.
I'm married to a therapist, so I always have someone to analyze my jokes and tell me why they're not funny.
1. Drug addicts are like Pokemon, they gotta catch 'em all.2. I told my drug addict friend to go to rehab, but he said 'I'm not addicted, I just really like drugs.'3. Drug addicts have a hard time making decisions because they're always 'on the fence'.4. I asked a drug addict if he wanted to
1. Más vale tarde que nunca - Better late than never2. A quien madruga, Dios le ayuda - The early bird catches the worm3. No hay mal que por bien no venga - Every cloud has a silver lining4. En boca cerrada no entran moscas - Silence is golden5. A caballo regalado no se le mira el dentado
1. In loving memory of those who have gone before us, forever in our hearts.2. Gone but never forgotten, may their souls rest in peace.3. In remembrance of a life well lived, their legacy lives on.4. Forever in our thoughts, always in our hearts.5. In loving memory of a beloved [family memb
1. Autumn leaves and wine, the perfect pairing.2. Sip, savor, and let the fall flavors linger.3. In the vineyard, the colors of fall are as rich as the wine.4. As the leaves change, so does my wine selection.5. Fall is the season for cozy sweaters and bold reds.6. Wine harvest in the fall
1. Music is the strongest form of magic. - Marilyn Manson2. Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Nietzsche3. Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow4. Where words fail, music speaks. - Hans Christian Andersen5. Music can change the world becau
1. He's behind you!2. Oh no it isn't!3. It's behind the clock!4. He's got a beanstalk in his back pocket!5. It's all gone pear-shaped!6. It's like a pantomime horse trying to do ballet!7. He's as useful as a chocolate teapot!8. He's as lost as a turkey in a snowstorm!9. He's as subt
1. May your troubles be less and your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door.2. May the luck of the Irish be with you.3. May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light, may good luck pursue you each morning and night.4. May your day be touched with a bit of Iri
1. Live to ride, ride to live.2. Two wheels, one love.3. Lean into the curves of life.4. Speed is my therapy.5. Born to ride, forced to work.6. Life is short, so grip it and rip it.7. Ride fast, take chances.8. Twist the throttle, feel the power.9. Ride like the wind, feel free.10.
1. A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard2. Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one. - C.S. Lewis3. True friendship comes when the silence between two people is comfortable. - Dav